Masked crawler

Spins a web, any size.                    Spans the Web, and he sighs.

Kung Fu Puppy

Snatch the snausage from my hand, Grasshopper.

Sauve and De-boner

Vodka martini.                             Shaken, not stirred.

'roid rage

Or most likely a yawn. Raging seems limited to squeaky toys and slippers.

Writer's Block

Everyone wants to have written. Nobody wants to write.

Stare

The eyes follow you wherever you go.

So does the rest of him.

Fear

Fangs? Check.
Long nose? Check.
Scenery chewing? Oh, my, yes.

Count Duke-ula.

Legs

All the way up to here, no pumps required.

How it started

I was looking at the pictures of our whippet Duke that were still on my camera's memory card, and saw this shot:





My wife had been clowning around with a coat she had bought him when he was a wee lad. It is now little more than a neck warmer.

Looking at the picture, I realized I had seen that pose before, and I knew where:




To make it easier to see the similarity, I put the two together...



... and thought to myself, "Self, I think we have a Concept here."